People On Buses

Oh god where do I start? Unlike New York, Dublin just doesn't have really dangerous people or psychopaths on the buses or trains they're just down right strange, just weird. A young woman dressed in nothing but denim got on the bus a few stops down from myself, pretty in her own right, (a nice way of saying "nothing to shout about") she sat on a lower seat in front of me. Now I know women take pride in their looks to a completely new level but this women was not going to let her hair fall down or move out of shape that morning, 14 hair pins and a scrunchy it took to hold a little hair in place.

14, they looked like the staples they use to hold big cardboard boxes together with, an inch and a half in length, brown and in the early light slightly rusted. Now I'm all for a women dressing up and looking well, hell even I give it ago, looking well that is, not women's cloths, but what the hell was with that.

You then have the baggage people, they climb on the bus with maybe only a rucksack but they always use it to move you when you're standing in the aisle. They don't just have a few books or shopping in the bag they carry bricks. They beat you out of the way; "if I can't get a seat well I'm sure as hell going to get the best spot to stand at, now MOVE".

Canteen Food

Its not just your own work canteen food, it's every work and school canteen. Who the hell do they think they're trying to feed, it's never the selection that gets me, that's only because every meat product and some other food tastes like chicken, now that does have to say something to you.

The Rightious

Don't you just love them, you know the type. There's one in every family, they just sit back all smug and inform you of their achievements in the worst possible way, but that's why they do it. The best thing though is that they don't actually have to do any of these improvements themselves, all they have to be is cocky and know all there is about the subject.

Weight, take that as an example, they may be on a diet and lost some weight but they still know that you're doing it wrong, your not doing enough, even thought they don't know what your actually doing on the diet.

These are the same people that show you how to work or do something the right way in the most condescending way possible, speaking down to you like a child.

More stuff to come.........